Sunday, January 30, 2011

Call Centre Conversation

At The Call Centre
A couple of female co-workers are sitting at their desks. Both are on a call but they have put their customers on hold. Girl 1 has a coffee cup on the desk. Girl 2 has an energy drink on the go. Both girls have a pack of smokes with their lighters resting on top of the pack and a pair of sunglasses beside their computer monitor. Girl 1 is slim and slight with straight blonde hair. Girl 2 is more round and plump she has straight blonde hair as well.

(Scene 1) Girl 1 gets up from her desk and comes back with an armful of food in styrofoam containers. She sets some macaroni noodles down in front of Girl 2 and puts her lunch container down at her desk.

Girl 1: I was heating up your lunch and then dropped my noodles on the ground so I had to go buy a poutine. I hope your noodles aren't cold now.

Girl 2: Those fries smell good.

Girl 1: Ya I was gonna buy you some too, sorry. Ashley was in the lunchroom and she helped me clean up the noodles.

Girl 2: I hate that bitch (She cracks open another monster size energy drink)

Girl 1: If I get one more text or anybody asking me what i'm doing for lunch i'm going to kill them.

Girl 2: Who keeps asking?

Girl 1: Oh, its Ryan. He keeps texting me.

Girl 2: Psycho Ryan ? or...

Girl 1: No other Ryan, annoying Ryan.

Girl 2: Jeez girl, one day i'd just like to have your problems.

Girl 1: You want my problems?

Girl 2: Oh ya, I'd take either Ryan any day.

Girl 1: Psycho Ryan was just in jail.

Girl 2: Are you gonna get back with him?

Girl 1: I don't think so.

Girl 2: I hope not. He's a coke head.

(A girl walks by in tight jeans. She is also carrying a poutine in a styrofoam container)

Girl 2: pfff, how does she even fit into those jeans and why would she want to do that everyday?

Girl 1: I don't even wanna get into that.

Girl 2: How are those fries? (She reaches across to grab one)

Girl 1: Good, you can have the rest.

Girl 2: Thanks. They got new containers eh?

Girl 1: Ya, looks like it.

Girl 2: Did they keep the price the same?

Girl 1: Ya, $2.99

Girl 2: No ketchup?

to be continued...


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